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PIGS HAVE NO POCKETS!
I am JoAnn, the acting Head Goddess of the store. I know that's not a very exotic name for a goddess but, then, I'm not a very exotic goddess.
Becoming acting Head Goddess was pretty ordinary, too. I'd bought a pair of red silk shoes with gold sequins, at an auction. They were, perhaps, a women's size 3. Then, at a thrift store I bought a gold lame dress with gold lace. What in the world was I going to do with such treasures?I am a doll maker, so I made a 4 ft. tall polymer doll with a cloth body. All came together and the goddess was born even though she had to be made to fit her cut down dress and beautiful shoes. She looked quite aloof and a bit strong willed. I didn't know she was a goddess immediately. But, she is very bossy and demanded to be called that. When I started the Doll Supplies business, the goddess was appointed the goddess/owner by the Board of Directors: consisting of the guy who reads the electric meter, my husband's third cousin, the lady who sells tomatoes from a truck, near the exit ramp to I-83 and the wren who guards our property from her nest in the hanging geranium on the patio. (I've been meaning to make a sign for years that says, "Beware of Guard Wren.")
The goddess is pictured in the store logo. She insisted. The store was to be called "Well, Hello Dolly!" Neither the goddess nor I knew much about copyrights, so I thought perhaps that would be some kind of no-no, thus, "Well, Hello Goddess". Also, she felt "Hello Dolly" was not at all dignified as befitted a goodess.We soon found that the owner/head goddess didn't deal well with people. She'd learned a bad habit from a friend of hers, the sorceress, Circe. So, if goddess is annoyed or tired, she tends to turn our very nice hapless human customers into farmyard animals. That's very hard on business.
Pigs have no pockets!
Chickens have no imagination!
Ducks have no fingers!
They don't Create!
Thus, I was appointed acting head goddess. I'm much nicer and I play well with others.Now that the frivolity is out of my head, the truth can be known.
The Hello Goddess Store is an on-line store only. We do not accept phone or mail-in orders.
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